Cool: Standing outside your crush's house with a boom box playing a love song for her. Not cool: Standing outside your crush's house with a portable A/C blowing 12,000 Btus of cold air at her.

"KAAAAATIEEEEEEE! I LOVE YOU, KATIEEEEEEEE!"

GREG! It's after midnight! What are you DOING?!

"You're the hottest girl I know, Katie. I can't stop thinking about you."

Greg, you have to leave. My dad will kill you if he knows you're here.

"I won't leave until I know you're comfortable."

What are you talking about?!

"Well, it's the middle of summer. And it's so hot. And YOU'RE so hot. And I thought, 'I bet Katie's really hot right now. Hotter than normal. So hot that she probably can't sleep.' And so I brought you this Cool Living Portable Air Conditioner to cool you off so you can get your beauty sleep. Not that you NEED it, cuz you're already SO HOT."

Awww. Greg! I don't know what to say. That is really so very weird. You're a freakin' weirdo, Greg. Hold on a sec, I wanna Instagram this.

"KAAAAATIEEEEEEE! I'LL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU, KATIEEEEEEEE!"

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