Did you think we’d forget about you, Kevan? Did you think you could hide forever at the crux of that paradigm?

Whether you’re a “wise consumer” or one of “those with less self-control”, the answer to your question – Do I really need two sets of walkie-talkies? – is firmly, emphatically, undeniably YES. These Conair GMRS318 Expedition Walkie-Talkies are more than just a pair of 22-channel FRS/GMRS squawkboxes with included rechargeable batteries and a 3-mile range under ideal (i.e. imaginary) conditions. They are the ultimate culmination of your life’s path.

So cease your ditherings about whether shopping with us is financially responsible. What does Destiny know about that frugal little voice inside your head? What cares Fate for your tortured risk/reward calculations? Nothing personal, but we bet Destiny and Fate are way too busy to even read your blog. Know this, Kevan, know this: you can beat your fists against the inevitable only so long. You will embrace these Conair GMRS318 Expedition Walkie-Talkies – if not now, soon. And despite your protestations, you won’t be under the age of 15.

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