The Saline Solution
Poolside at Justice Cabin, the summer home of the Super League of Heroes, today:
The Green Bomb: Hey, Trib? Maybe it’s just me, but are you seeing Nightwitch a little, er, differently now?
The Retributator: You mean…
The Green Bomb: Yeah, the bikini. I wonder if anything is, uh, you know, magically enhanced, because I somehow never noticed what a statuesque woman old Witchy is. No wart on her nose, you know what I’m saying?
Nightwitch: I sense lechery afoot! Spirits of magic, hear my plea: stop that pervert ogling me!
The Green Bomb: My eyes! My eyes! I can’t see!
Nightwitch: My spell’s effect on your eyes will last but a day. May its effect on your behavior endure much longer.
Sunboy: Hey, everybody, watch our…
Moongirl: ..synchronized swimming routine!
The Green Bomb: Aw, man! Just my luck – live synchronized swimming going on, and I’m temporarily blinded. Drat!
The Ogre: OMNNOMGRRAWWWRR!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) OH DON’T BE SO CATTY OGRE THEIR FORM IS JUST FINE
General Freedom: Look! There! Someone stumbles toward us! On guard, Super League!
The Retributator: It looks like -
Nightwitch: Could it be -
The Green Bomb: What? Who is it? What?
General Freedom: It’s Hydronaut, prime minister of Atlantis! And he appears to be hurt!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) DON’T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR DOCTOR AQUA
General Freedom: Hydronaut! What’s wrong? Can we help?
The Retributator: He looks dried out!
Hydronaut: Yes…dried out…just fought…Aridus the Desiccator…my cells need…water…
Sunboy: Quick, throw him…
Moongirl: ...into the pool!
Hydronaut: No…wait…must be…salt water…
General Freedom: Oh, there is salt water in this pool, Mr. Prime Minister, thanks to our Compu-Pool CPSC-36 Salt Water Pool Chlorinator Kit. It’s the energy-efficient, eco-friendly way to keep a pool clean. The CPSC-36 generates its own chlorine so you don't have to buy and store big barrels of it.
The Retributator: And it's not as harsh as regular chlorinated pool water. No more red eyes. No more cracking skin.
General Freedom: The special one-touch cleaning modes, the salt indicator lights, and the clear see-through cell make it easy to keep the pool clean, even if you lead an active superhero lifestyle.
The Ogre: GRRRGGGOMNNOM!
Sunboy: Ogre’s right, it is a nicer swimming experience…
Moongirl: …as long as you still follow routine pool maintenance!
The Green Bomb: Yeah, like when we convinced big, blue, and furry here to start wearing trunks.
General Freedom: Enough talk! Get Hydronaut into the pool, before it’s too late!
Hydronaut: Thank you…my friends…need…your help…to stop Aridus…
General Freedom: And you’ll have it, old friend – just as soon as these weenies are finished roasting.
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) REMEMBER PUT EXTRA SPACE-MUCUS ON MINE
Features
Warranty: 2 Years on Power Controller 1 Year Full Warranty on Cell, 4 Years Pro-rated on Cell by Compu-Pool
Features:
- Self-contained chlorine generator. Slightly salinated water (0.35% salt content) passes though a electrolytic cell and produces chlorine gas. The chlorine gas prevents algae and purifies your pool or spa
- Capable of sanitizing pools up to 40,000 gallons in size
- Eliminates the need to buy, store, and handle chlorine
- Low cost operation, draws less than 2 amps of current which equates to less than $5.00 a month in electricity
- Automatic operation, one-touch mode for “Super-Sanitize” and “Winterize”
- Adjustable output compliments 99% of all backyard pools
- Self regulating function if salt content is to high, warns you if the salt levels are to high, or too low
- Suitable for all pool surfaces
- Control is configured for 220 volt operation matching 95% of residential pools, but can be converted to 110 volt by a qualified individual
- Self cleaning electrical design prevents phosphates from building up around the cell, so the output won’t be reduced over time
- Weather protected and made of high grade U.V. stabilized plastic
- Operates on 3,500 PPM (Parts Per Million) of salt (at least 99.8% pure NaCl), will taste like a teardrop
- LCD Digital Display
- LED Lights indicate settings such as low salt, high salt and no flow
- Self regulating function if salt content is too high
- Winter mode for cold water operation
- SuperChlor mode for boosting chlorine levels during peak times
- Touch pad controls that provide easy setting for chlorine production, manual pump override, dual timer cycles, mode settings
- Easy installation to new and existing pools
- Wall-mountable with 6’ cable to connect to the cell and 5’ cable to connect to the power source
- Digital time clock with battery backup
- Dimensions: 12”H x 6”W x 7”D
- Durable weather protected bluish clear housing to see the cell’s inner-workings.
- Standard 2” Inlet and Outlet have screw-on connections w/ o-rings for easy removal
- Contains 7 Titanium plates mounted horizontally
- Titanium plates measure 6.5”L x 2”W x 1/16” thick
- Ruthenium plate coating (30 layers) measures +/- .70 mils for extra durability
- Self cleaning electrical design prevents phosphates from building up around the cell, so the output won’t be reduced over time
- Cell measures 12” long x 4.5” in diameter
- Eliminates the need to buy, store, and handle chlorine, pool shock and algaecide
- Sanitizes your pool by converting salt into free chlorine after killing bacteria
- Low cost operation, draws less than 2 amps of current which equates to less than $5.00 a month in electricity
- Operates on evaporated, granulated, food-quality, non-iodized salt. (Should be at least 99.8% pure NaCl)
- Much easier on your eyes, skin, pool maintenance time and pocketbook – your pool will taste like a teardrop!
In the box:
- Power/Control Unit
- Electrolytic Cell
- Cell Power Cable (6 foot)
- Power Cable (5 foot)
- Two PVC “L” couplings
Specs
Compu-Pool CPSC-36 Salt Water Pool Chlorinator KitSpecs
Compu-Pool CPSC-36 Salt Water Pool Chlorinator KitSales Stats
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