When I was a teenager, I used to love one specific Morrissey song.

I’d listen to it over and over, and tell myself that one day, I’d live the dream. And now, as a grown-up, I’ve got the power to make good on my promise to my younger self. And with a few Comfort Research 5-Foot King Fuf Chairs, I’ll have what I always wanted at last.

Each Comfort Research 5-Foot King Fuf Chair is snuggly but firm, about 5 feet in diameter, making it big enough for one OR two. You’ll be on shredded Durafoam, heavy enough to hold your weight, but light enough to move around. And best of all, it’s white, so it looks like a giant marshmallow!

That’s right, and with that marshmallow, my dream living room is complete. I’ve got a cherry wood coffee table, fudge colored curtains, and a chocolate lab named “Sprinkles”. The carpets cream, the throw rugs are pistachio and walnut, and with my Comfort Research 5-Foot King Fuf Chair… every day is like Sundae!

Why did you make that noise? That’s exactly the same noise everybody always makes. Respect my personal expression, please. I have a right to feel.

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