But That’s a Completely Appropriate Level of Power, Really

Hey, what does your car, light truck, van, ATV, PWC, small boat, snowmobile, riding mower, tractor or SUV have in common with Superman?

Both foreign-made, OK, that’s a good one. But what else?

Right, both have belts, fine, sure. But what else?

Yeah, OK, both of them could crush you, fine. But we were thinking of—

Both are often trying to get into a Lane, ha, I get it. OK, but—

“Both have scratches from backing into a streetlight one time?” I’m not sure that’s actually true of Superman. The thing we were going to say is they—

Alright, yes, Superman is the “Man of Steel” and your vehicle is actually made of steel, we’ll count that one. But what we meant to point out was—

WILL YOU PLEASE STOP GUESSING SO WE CAN TELL YOU?

Both draw power from Earth’s yellow sun! Or could, if you got the Coleman Solar Powered Trickle Charger for your battery. It sends a constant maintenance level charge to the battery to protect against the natural power discharge that can happen when your car or boat or whatever is just sitting. Neat, hunh?

OK, if you say so, both died temporarily in 1993. But the game is over now, dude; stop saying things.

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