You’re not some sicko who would let valuable hard drive space go unfilled, are you?

Because this Clickfree C2 Desktop Backup Drive has 1 terabyte of space. That’s a lot of bytes! Well, I guess it’s actually just one byte. But it’s a big byte! A huge byte! It’s like if you’re over at your friend’s house, and he’s like, “you want something bite-size to snack on?” And you’re like, “Sure,” thinking he’s going to grab a bag of pita chips or something, but instead, he comes back with a parachute full of wedding cakes. And you’re like, “I thought you said ‘bite-size,’” and he’s like, “I did!” And then he unhinges his jaw like one of those snakes and eats a wedding cake whole, the waxy bride and groom figurines and all the rest just down the hatch. That’s what it's like when you say “one terabyte.”

So, what I’m getting at is you’ve got a lot of space to fill on this Clickfree. And you better fill it all. Because I’m not going to sit here and listen to some mamsy-pamsy “Oh I just figured I would schedule it to back up my data regularly, maybe use it to extract and backup email attachments or transfer files to a new computer or something like, so it’s okay if I have some free space on the Clickfree” routine. You’re going to fill all that space, you hear me? Every single byte! All one of them!

How should you fill the space? I don’t know! That’s up to you. You could copy your iTunes library? Three times? Or use jpegs of each individual letter when composing Microsoft Word documents? Or take more pictures? Like 829% more pictures? You can upload them straight to Facebook or Myspace via Clickfree Viewer.

Myspace, remember? The gross one that was big before Facebook?

Yeah, I don’t know why anyone would still list that in their specs either.

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