Hey, it’s not my fault I’m so thin, OK? I’m sick and tired of larger cameras asking me “Casio EX S-500 5MP Digital Camera, are you sure you’re getting enough to eat?” I’ve had enough of jokes like “Oh, you’re so thin, you bitch, I hate you!” I’m not sure you’re kidding, and I’m definitely not laughing. And please, stop slipping me brochures on eating disorders. I just happen to have a slight frame and a fast metabolism, OK?

Just because I’m thin doesn’t mean I’m frail and useless. I’ve got a 5MP resolution, for Pete’s sake! I’ve got a 3x optical zoom, a 2.2” TFT color display, anti-shake protection, and a 38-114mm f2.7-5.2 lens. And I can take up to 80 minutes of continuous MPEG-4 video and output it straight to your TV. So don’t worry about me, fatty. This Casio EX S-500 will be fine. By the way, have you considered joining a gym?

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