Glory to you, Canon PC170 Personal Copier! You take no warm up time and have a 50 stack paper tray! You can make 4 copies a minute! You have an adjustable exposure slide so you can be lighter or darker depending on your mood. You take a reasonably priced replacement cartridge (replacement not included). But most importantly, when you are unfolded and from the correct angle, you look like a happy snail. Happy, strong, you are a glorious cyber-snail! Born from the harsh couplings of a William Gibson and a Cory Doctorow, snuggled together between Xanth novels in greasy asexual bliss to produce a beautiful new little life, hungry partly for fresh calcium and partly for the joy of duplicating your information. Nurture this wonderful open-sourced child of the singularity in your home office or office home. Glory to you, Canon PC170 Personal Copier! Also now we can copy our butts without anyone knowing.

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