I’m more concerned with which one of these clubs will cave a zombie’s head in more effectively.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m sure these Callaway Certified Pre-Owned Big Bertha Diablo Hybrid/Utility Golf Clubs are great for actual golfing, what with their being specifically designed to provide with a more forgiving, distance-enhancing alternative to long irons BLAH BLAH BLAH. But me? I’m little more interested in how this stainless steel head with increased perimeter is going to effect my swing against the cranium of an undead flesh-eater whether it provides a higher Moment of Inertia or whatever you call it.

I mean, come on! I’ve got a family to protect from the inevitable zombocalypse! I need to know that I can take out a horde when choosing between the Men’s Right-handed 4H 24d G. Reg, 4H 24d G. Stiff, 3H 21d G. Stiff, or 2H 18d G. Stiff. Will the Dual Runner Sole that provides better turf interaction also provide better necrotic face interaction? Will the thinner crown that allows for a lower center of gravity also allow me the stop a shambler with one blow?

I’m sure golf is fun and all, but really, let’s try to focus on what’s important. Without knowing how well these fare in your average zombie doomsday situation, it’s almost impossible to make a well informed decision.

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