That’s the game where you throw a puck past a catcher and into a basket, right?

So what do you use these Callaway Certified Pre-Owned Big Bertha Diablo Draw Fairway Wood Golf Clubs for? Oh, I remember. These are for combating the lions that they loose upon the playing field! They must be really hard to use with those big mitts and helmets you have to wear. Then again, if it wasn’t hard, there’d be no reason not to pay professionals hundreds of thousands of dollars to play it?

So you get to choose either the 5 Wood 18.5° G. Reg or the 3 Wood 16° G. Reg? How does that effect the scoring? Huh? What do you mean the center of gravity is optimized to produce long shots? I thought it was only 90 feet to first base! How long a shot do you need? And what about this stainless steel head that incorporates Edge Technology that promotes a higher “Moment of Inertia”? That’s like half-time, right?

I’m so confused. Maybe this isn’t the game I was thinking of. Are there mistresses involved in golf? It seems like they’re supposed to be important to playing.

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