In ancient times the Queen of Sheba controlled and guarded all of the pistachios in her realm. You’ll understand why after you taste one. These lightly salted California jumbo premium pistachios might be the best on the planet.

We say Jumbo premium pistachios, and we mean it. These big nutty babies come from California, USA. None of them have that red dye which was designed to hide imperfections and comes off on your hands. No, these are fresh, fresh, fresh, taken right from the free roaming pistachio herds and bagged before they even hit a grocery store. A few of these every day could help your heart stay healthy (especially if they replace the fatty snacks).

For thirty years the nice people at Fiddyment Farms have been using their g-g-g-units to harvest the very best and most fresh (do those kids still say fresh?) pistachios they have to offer, ranking them among the world’s finest pistachio pushers. And they’re seriously delicious.

At the price we’re selling them for, you can be economically cracking and munching your way through March Madness, The Stanley Cup, The Olympics and Election Night 2012. And even if those Mayans were right, you can still be gliding into the apocalypse with a trail of little shells behind you.

No cholesterol. 49 nuts in a 1 oz serving. Each five pound bag costs less than that really big pizza and are certainly more fun to eat. What can you shell and open on a Big Mac? Let a little luxury into your life.

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