How do? McBean’s the name – salesman, inventor, lover of life and maker of money. I had a real sweet gig going for a while there. See, there were these tall, fuzzy creatures, and some of them had stars on their bellies, and the ones without the stars wanted to be like the ones with the stars, so I made this machine that put stars on their bellies, but then the original star-bellies wanted theirs removed, so I reversed the machine…it got complicated. Eventually they wised up, but I made a fortune along the way.

Now I peddle these Cables Unlimited Bluetooth Dongles. Same basic idea. Just pop one into a regular old computer, and presto! It’s a Bluetooth computer. Now you can play with all the cool Bluetooth kids, with up to several items at once. Way I figure it, it’ll only be a matter of time before Bluetooth loses its cachet and the beautiful people decide they’d never be caught dead with Bluetooth – at which point I step in with my convenient, affordable, all-inclusive Bluetooth removal dongle. It can’t miss. They don’t call me the fix-it-up chappie for nothing.

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