Everybody knows that bunnies are smooth operators. When you’re low on the food chain, you don’t have a lot of time.

Humans, lions, blue whales, even vultures all have “Date Night.” But if bunnies want to add some romance, they can’t really take a few hours for dinner and a movie. If a bunny waits too long, it’ll get snatched up by some hungry bird of prey, or possibly a coyote, and that’s a terrible first date. How do you play off being eaten by a coyote?

So the Bunny Corkscrew with Stand, Foil Cutter, and Extra Spiral is designed for speed. With the right technique, the Bunny Corkscrew can take out a wine cork in three seconds flat. The time you save is time that could go to other things, like twitching your nose or preparing the finest carrot soufflé. But the Bunny Corkscrew doesn’t stop there.

You’ve got a Foil Cutter, for those champagne bottles which can also be turned into ballistic weapons against crows and eagles, and you’ve got a handy stand, so your Bunny Corkscrew can be safely put away when you’re done. And the Extra Spiral is there just in case you want to pretend you're a pig. Oink oink, look at that tail! Mr. Fox would never eat a pig! See? All the bases are covered.

Sure, the higher mammals can put on some Serge Gainsbourg and light candles, but the Leporidae don’t have that luxury. So when you’re on a tight schedule, learn from the most adorable of all meats, and try a Bunny Corkscrew with Stand, Foil Cutter, and Extra Spiral! Oh, and hey, if you need some wine ...

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