Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! But don't worry! We added an extra-special bonus sale just for you (and everyone else).

If you're one of the poor unfortunate souls who'll never know the glory of owning more than 25 cats, READ NO FURTHER! Maybe this metal detector is for you. Maybe you'll be happy finding coins and sculpture and brass idols and Roman swords and haunted necklaces and magic wishing rings the rest of that boring crap. But if you understand how happy it makes a human being to walk in on a pile of snuggly meows, or you've accepted the necessity of a series of cats that will check your drink by sticking their head in the cup one after the other, and if you understand that sometimes one needs to be reminded of the impermanence of objects by watching valuable glassware get knocked to the ground by a passing cat, then YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT IS TRULY IMPORTANT!

So please, cat lovers. Use the space you WOULD have used to store this metal detector as a place to stack your cat kennels, your cat beds, your cat snacks, your cat toys, and, most importantly, EXTRA CATS.

It's just sad that all you people buying this will never know the joy of making cat stacks on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

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