Rejected commercial for the Bissell Symphony Vacuum + Steam Mop:
PRODUCT REVIEWER: I've tried all sorts of vacuums and steam mops, but only Bissell's Symph—
HR MANAGER: Sorry, but your job's been cut.
PRODUCT REVIEWER: What?
HR MANAGER: Yup. Don't need your opinion on the mop anymore. Good day.
[everyone leaves, PRODUCT REVIEWER sits alone in the dark]
PRODUCT REVIEWER: But if I can't review Bissell's Symphony, what am I?
FAIRY GODMOTHER: You're so much more!
PRODUCT REVIEWER Go away.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Ok.
[FAIRY GODMOTHER leaves, returns after 15 min]
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Hey, my car needs a jump, can you help?
PRODUCT REVIEWER: Eh. Sure.
[they go to the car]
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Ugh, sorry, my car's a mess.
PRODUCT REVIEWER: Say, have you tried the Bissell Symphony?
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Uh...sure. You just carry that around?
PRODUCT REVIEWER: I really love this thing.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Ok. Well hey, looks like my car's working now. Bye! [drives off]
PRODUCT REVIEWER: Wait, we didn't jump your......ok bye.
NARRATOR: Dejected, the PRODUCT REVIEWER wandered the Earth for 20 years, offering to review the Bissell Symphony for anyone who would listen.
NARRATION REVIEWER: Really? For 20 years?
NARRATOR: That's what it says here.
NARRATION REVIEWER: That's dumb.
NARRATOR: You're dumb.
[they fight]
HR MANAGER: Stop it, both of you. Clean up your act.
PRODUCT REVIEWER: Clean up? Have you tried the Bissell—
[PRODUCT REVIEWER explodes]
NARRATOR: Whoa. That was weird.
NARRATION REVIEWER: Yeah. Nice mop though.
[Bissell logo appears]
Features
A revolutionary clean—vacuum and steam at the same time.
Now you can enjoy a complete hard floor clean in one easy step. The Bissell Symphony All in One Vacuum and Steam Mop is the only cleaner that can vacuum and steam at the same time. You get a clean, sanitized* hard floor without using a mop and bucket or harsh chemicals—all you need is water. Easy Touch Digital Controls let you switch between functions while cleaning so you can vacuum and steam at the same time or separately to match the right clean to the right situation. When you’re done, an adjustable handle and Quick-Release Mop Pad Tray make it easy to store and get back to enjoying that fresh, barefoot-ready clean you and your family love. Color & included accessories may vary.
- Save time by vacuuming debris and steaming hard floors at the same time! You can also vacuum or steam separately
- Put away the dirty mop and bucket and skip the harsh chemicals. Sanitize with steam, using just water to eliminate 99.9% of germs and bacteria*
- Easy to use with Easy Touch Digital Controls, 5-way adjustable handle, and Quick-Release Mop Pad Tray
- Dry Tank Technology keeps your tank dry while you steam- simply empty the dry debris with no muddy mess
- Color may vary; every kit includes: 1 soft microfiber mop pad or 1 scrubby microfiber mop pad (microfiber pads are machine washable)
*When used as directed, results may vary. Tested under controlled lab conditions.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, P.O. Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Bissell Limited Warranty
Specs
Model | 1132 |
Power Rating | 120 Volts |
Weight | 9.7 lbs |
Power Cord Length | 25 Feet |
Heater Warm-Up Time | 30 Seconds |
In the Box:
- Bissell Symphony Vacuum + Steam Mop, 1132S
- 1 Mop Pad, could consist of either:
- Scrubby microfiber mop pad
- Soft microfiber mop pad - 1 Water Cup
- 1 User’s Guide
Specs
Model | 1132 |
Power Rating | 120 Volts |
Weight | 9.7 lbs |
Power Cord Length | 25 Feet |
Heater Warm-Up Time | 30 Seconds |
In the Box:
- Bissell Symphony Vacuum + Steam Mop, 1132S
- 1 Mop Pad, could consist of either:
- Scrubby microfiber mop pad
- Soft microfiber mop pad - 1 Water Cup
- 1 User’s Guide
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 19m 49.447s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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