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Say you’ve got a spouse who hates how you always neglect housework for golf. Say they’re always wishing you’d stop hitting balls in the back yard and start trimming those hedges. Every time you walk through the house with a club, they say things like WHAT and WHY DON’T YOU CARE ABOUT OUR INVESTMENT? Well, the Big Daddy Driver/Weed Wacker is about to put an end to that once and for all.

You see, through the magic of “conditioning”, you can use the Big Daddy Driver/Weed Wacker to teach that spouse that you’re not carrying a golf club, you’re carrying a grass cutting tool! A few weeks of heading past with your Big Daddy Driver/Weed Wacker, and you’ll be hearing appreciative shouts of THAT’S SO NICE HOW YOU’RE ALWAYS CARING ABOUT THE LAWN. And that’s when you swap out for your real club. Because, at that point, who’s gonna catch you?

If it’s good enough for the Trojan warriors, it’s good enough for you. Get the Big Daddy Driver/Weed Wacker and spring your trap on that golf widow or widower in your life. And who knows? Maybe it’ll make grass cutting fun!

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