Yeah, I got the face of a Tom Waits hero but she still sits next to me at the bar. A woman like that, a woman like that makes a man feel like a Belkin 2.4 MultiMedia Keyboard w/IR. She makes me feel so full of life, just like the built in USB cord means that the Belkin 2.4 MultiMedia Keyboard w/IR needs no batteries (as long as you dock it once in a while to charge). She makes life seem simple and easy when she is around, just like the directional pad and scroll wheel of the Belkin 2.4 MultiMedia Keyboard w/IR allow easy mousing right from the keyboard, simply and easily. But the real gem is the way she influences my decisions and makes them better, just like the Belkin 2.4 MultiMedia Keyboard w/IR works as a fully functional programmable remote for almost any of your entertainment appliances. You can hook in the DVD player and the VCR while the TV watches and she'll be just as happy as you are, even if you have up to eight different devices. And it's lightweight and thin, just like her, which is nice because it sure makes those buttons stand out really well.

Also you can set the keys your own way, giving them up to ninety six different functions. She says this is because if you can afford to have technology that requires ninety seven different options, you can afford to have a guy standing around and doing nothing but waiting for you to say "Hey, turn off the tv!" I might be dumber than whatever plan Nicole Richie has to bust Paris Hilton out of the slammer, but even I know a woman like that is a keeper.

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