Belkin Hub-To-Go Detachable Travel Hub: And in closing I’d just like to say that I look forward to many years of powering USB devices in the home, at the office, and on the road. Now, we’ve got time for a few questions, so, uh…you, there.

Reporter 1: Thank you, sir. I’m Charles Berndt, from the Sun. I wanted to ask you about the allegations contained in the Cincinnati District Attorney’s report-

Belkin Hub-To-Go Detachable Travel Hub: Uh, as I said earlier, at this press conference I will not be dealing with that matter. I’ve been advised by my attorneys to stick to what I know best: my 8-port USB hub, four ports of which are detachable to provide mobile power and organization for USB devices. Now, next question…uh, you, there, in the green dress.

Reporter 2: Mr. Hub, one of the underage women who was allegedly in that hotel room in Cincinnati says that she personally saw you freebasing -

Belkin Hub-To-Go Detachable Travel Hub: No, no, not going to talk about it. Can’t discuss pending litigation. Next, you.

Reporter 3: Thanks. I’m a long-time admirer of your work, and I’ve used you myself to add USB ports to my desktop computer as well as my laptop.

Belkin Hub-To-Go Detachable Travel Hub: Well, thanks. I could use a friend right now. What’s your question?

Reporter 3: Do you think your ability to serve as a USB travel hub will be compromised by the leaked video footage of you in Cincinnati, wearing what appear to be adult diapers, while two women smear your body with-

Belkin Hub-To-Go Detachable Travel Hub: This press conference is over.

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