Limit one box per 31 days, per person. To clarify: you cannot have purchased a Box o’ Crap in the previous 31 days, NOT counting the day you are trying to purchase. That’s Woot Math, and that’s our policy.

FUN STUFF: You’ll get a Box o' Crap! Many have sought after it but YOU succeeded!

LESS FUN STUFF: Remember that (along with disappointment) the purpose of a BOC is FUN! You know what’s NOT FUN? Sketchy things like double orders or using separate accounts so don’t do it or we will cancel it faster than you can say "I fought the law and the law won." And rest assured we WILL find out, for our crack team of Woot! Crapbots have recently been upgraded to Windows 95. 

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS

I. Thou shalt not be angry when thou’st open the box and view the useless Crap contained therein. It’s Crap, we told you it’s Crap, you bought Crap.

II. Thou shalt not expect to receive more than THREE items of Crappage. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

III. Thou shalt go the Woot! Forums and shout from thy rooftops about your Crap; pictures, item lists, and slightly nasty language are highly encouraged.

IV. Thou shalt comprehend these commandments real well, because we shall not repeat-eth them.

V. Thine children shalt be in the presence of an adult-type human when opening a Box o' Crap, as said Crap is a truly RANDOM set of products and, like the proverbial box of chocolates, “You never know what you’re gonna get.”

VI. Thou shalt not request a return. We doth not want it back. Thou must keep-eth it. We told-eth you.

WARNING: Side effects may includeth: medical grade regret, brutal disappointment, ocular distortion of what’s in the box, compulsion to yell, “What’s in the box?!”, auditory sensitivity to your friends’ stories about buying cool stuff, dizziness and confusion over where that 10 bucks went, eating crayons, phobia of opening boxes, apoplexy when hearing the word "crap," and a new-found desire to keep trying for MORE crap, even though common sense should prevail.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes are not available for this item.