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The all-new, all-crap Bag o’ Crap LX offers increased craproom, improved crap-handling, automatic crap warmers, and a complete multimedia crap theater system. Onboard CrapPS makes it easier than ever to crap where you’re crapping. And the reverse crap camera ensures that you won’t accidentally crap over your crapped ones.
Come see the new crap that’s putting the crap back in crap. When you crap the very best, only the Bag o’ Crap LX will crap.
THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.
II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.
III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.
IV. Thou shalt not expect better crap just because things are different this time. Crap is crap.
V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.
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