If an Avaya Headset cancels the noise, will anyone hear a pitch?

I’m glad you could meet with me, Mr. Preston. It’s an honor to talk to a film producer with your experience. For years I watched your movies and dreamed of one day… oh, just get right to the pitches? Yeah, sure, of course! What a great idea! You’re so smart, Mr. Preston!

Okay, first one I’m thinking is an action flick. Picture this: in a city where noise runs rampant, one Avaya headset vows to cancel it all. No? Too big budget? Okay, that’s no problem! I got plenty more!

Listen to this, some romance: he was a sleek, executive-style headset. She was an corded desk phone from the other side of the tracks. The world didn’t think they were compatible, but they proved the world wrong when they formed one of the most successful husband and wife folk music duos in history. No? Not feeling it? Can’t get behind the music? Ha! Get it! Just a little joke there. Okay, no more jokes ever! Got it!

You know, I didn’t like those other ones either. This next one is gonna knock your socks off, Mr. Preston. Here goes: Avaya’s life is just fine. He has a loving family, a secure job, a modest but nice house. All he ever needed is within his 300 foot range. But then the unexpected death of his brother makes Avaya reevaluate all he took for granted. He must now consider, is there something more out there beyond his range?

Oh, so you want movie pitches that aren’t about a headset? Okay… that’s fine… I mean, I don’t have any right now… but, maybe we could reschedule. I only need a few days or, umm, months to come up with a few new ideas.

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