Technology is Gross
Laugh all you want. Call me a "weirdo" or a "germ freak" or whatever. But I refuse to buy a laptop, especially this Asus 11.6" Touchscreen one.
Why? Because it's only one letter away from sharing its name with the most vile part of any living creature's body. And speaking of which, I've been in the bathroom with people who waltz right out of the stall and exit the bathroom without washing their hands. Right in front of me! I shudder to think what they're getting their filthy little fingers into when someone ISN'T around to witness it.
And then what do they do with that touchscreen? They touch it! They might as well just rub their bare backsides all over it while making squeaking noises. I don't know why they'd be making squeaking noises, but WHO EVEN KNOWS WHY THEY DO ANYTHING.
No thank you. Now if you don't mind, I'd like you to step back a few paces. You're fogging up my bubble with your grimy hot mouth steam.
Features
- Get reliable performance from the Intel Celeron 1007U dual-core processor
- 11.6" HD LED-backlit touchscreen display with 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
- 4GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power
- 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- USB 3.0 has transmission speeds of up to 5 Gbit/s, which is 10 times faster than USB 2.0
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated Intel HD graphics
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
- Easily link with other Bluetooth-enabled devices, such as a mobile phone or MP3s players
- Windows® 8 makes the things you do every day easier
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Warranty: 90 Day Asus
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Celeron 1007U (1.5GHz) 2MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 11.6" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Display Type: | HD LED-backlit Touchscreen |
Graphics: | Intel HD |
Memory: | 4GB DDR3 (4GB max) |
Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (5400rpm) |
Optical Drive: | None |
Network: | 10/100 Fast Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | v4.0 |
Card Reader: | Multi-Format Card Reader (SD, SDHC, SDXC, MMC) |
Battery: | 3-Cell 3300 mAh 33WHrs (built-in) |
Speakers: | Built-in |
Sound: | SonicMaster |
Webcam: | HD |
Microphone: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Full-Size Island-Style |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad |
I/O Ports: | |
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HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 2 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8 (64-bit) |
Dimensions: | |
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11.89"(W) x 1.01"(H) x 7.87"(D) |
Weight: | |
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2.73 lbs |
In the box:
- Asus X200CA-HCL1205O Dual-Core Laptop with 11.6" HD LED Touchscreen
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Celeron 1007U (1.5GHz) 2MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 11.6" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Display Type: | HD LED-backlit Touchscreen |
Graphics: | Intel HD |
Memory: | 4GB DDR3 (4GB max) |
Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (5400rpm) |
Optical Drive: | None |
Network: | 10/100 Fast Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | v4.0 |
Card Reader: | Multi-Format Card Reader (SD, SDHC, SDXC, MMC) |
Battery: | 3-Cell 3300 mAh 33WHrs (built-in) |
Speakers: | Built-in |
Sound: | SonicMaster |
Webcam: | HD |
Microphone: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Full-Size Island-Style |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad |
I/O Ports: | |
---|---|
HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 2 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8 (64-bit) |
Dimensions: | |
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11.89"(W) x 1.01"(H) x 7.87"(D) |
Weight: | |
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2.73 lbs |
In the box:
- Asus X200CA-HCL1205O Dual-Core Laptop with 11.6" HD LED Touchscreen
- AC Adapter
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