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Three blind mice
Three blind mice
See how they run
See how they run
They showed up during the farmer’s wife’s meal
She grabbed a blade made by Arcosteel
They all tried to flee but she got Charlie
Who’ll tell his wife?

Two blind mice
Two blind mice
Gangsta as hell
Gangsta as hell
Their lieutenants do as they are told
They know that vengeance is best served cold
The Acrosteel pack gave that wife a steel rack
And she’s cold as ice.

Two blind mice
Two blind mice
Today is the day
Today is the day
They’ve secured the Bread knife and Paring too
Utility’s swiped and the Chef’s knife glued
The Carving knife’s free for the irony
They’ll do Chuck right.

Two blind mice
Two blind mice
They’re on the march
Now on the march
The farmer’s wife screams and she grabs her gun
She takes off the head of mouse number one
But two’s very fast and at the very last
He takes her life.

One blind mouse
One blind mouse
He’s at the graves
No one else was saved
He pours out a forty and sings a song
He tells his friends that it won’t be long
He’ll see them again when they’re in Heaven
Or somewhere south.

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