Mom and Dad and the kids, all pre-anthropomorphized for your gardening pleasure.

Plant people are very good at creating and sustaining life. Maybe it’s the thirty year old spider plant hanging in the kitchen, or maybe it’s the quiet little posies in the window box. They each have their own story, and you know full well that every time you leave the house, they all start singing and dancing the second the door closes.

That’s why we here at Woot conduct very stringent tests on every single Aqua Globe 5 Pack before it goes out the door. Sure, you may never see it happen yourself (because inanimate objects are so so shy) but you can be 100% positive that when you walk away, each Aqua Globe will be happily chatting away with whatever plant you assign it.

These five different Aqua Globes don’t just provide water in an easy, mess-free manner. They also give your plant companionship and stimulating conversation. Did you know the average Aqua Globe has four different degrees and a Master’s in Film Criticism? They’ll never tell you, but just leave the house and come back, and you’ll see they effect it has on your favorite plant. Not even a happy visiting ladybug can achieve as much as an Aqua Globe can!

Your plants love you, even if they can’t show it. Give them a friend they can enjoy each time they come to life when you leave. Give them a five pack of Aqua Globes. And maybe a better pot. Plants like to look pretty too.

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