Insanely Insane
Hey there, my fellow Americans! Either it’s the Fourth of July or I’m off my meds again, because I feel the urge to slash prices! Like, 47 times! That’s right, the voices are telling me it’s time for Crazy J’s Star-Spangled iPod Nano Blowout! These prices aren’t just low, they’re clinically depressed!
Throw me in a straitjacket and call me disturbed, because offering the 8GB iPod Nano at this discount is just plumb loco! Folks, I’d rather cut myself than be undersold! In fact, I’d rather cut myself than do just about anything! And I pass the insanity on to you! You’ll get the 3rd Generation iPod Nano in your choice of three colors for just a fraction of what the “sane” vendors charge! A high fraction, but still! That’s 5 hours of video playback! 24 hours of music playback! A 2”, 320×240 LCD screen that’s 65% brighter than previous models! All for that deranged price! I haven’t done anything this crazy since I stopped torturing cats!
Why are Crazy J’s prices so low? Maybe it’s because my mother was a bipolar PCP addict who used to lock me in a closet for days at a time – or maybe I just love a good deal! Either way, you need to come on down and commit yourself to Crazy J’s Rubber Room, where the bargains are a danger to myself and others!
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Features:
- Watch up to 5 hours of TV shows, music videos, movies, and podcasts
- Cover Flow, browse your music by album artwork
- 320 by 240 resolution display that is 65 percent brighter than the previous iPod nano
- Cased in anodized aluminum and polished stainless steel.
- 6.5mm thin
Specifications:
- 8GB storage capacity
- Up to 24 hours of music playback; up to 5 hours of video playback
- 2-inch (diagonal) color LCD with LED backlight
- Dock connector, stereo minijack
- USB through dock connector; component and composite video through dock connector (with AV cables or kit, sold separately); audio through headphone jack
- About 3 hours charge time (1.5-hour fast charge to 80% capacity)
- Audio Support – AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, and 4), Apple Lossless, WAV, and AIFF
- Photo Support – Syncs iPod-viewable photos in JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only), and PNG formats
- Video Support – H.264 video, up to 1.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Low-Complexity version of the H.264 Baseline Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; H.264 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Baseline Profile up to Level 3.0 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats
- Dimensions – 2.75×2.06×0.26 inches (69.8×52.3×6.5 mm)
- Weight – 1.74 ounces (49.2 grams)
In the box:
- iPod Nano 3G 8GB
- USB cable
- Earphones
Software not included, click to download iTunes click to download iPod Nano manual
Specs
Apple iPod 3rd Generation 8GB NanoSpecs
Apple iPod 3rd Generation 8GB NanoSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 16.000s
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