For millennia, war has torn the galaxy Audiax-71B. No living being can remember what first set the minuscule creatures of planet Playyr and the gargantuan beasts of planet H’uub against each other, but the wasted, corpse-strewn landscapes of each planet testify to the fury of their enmity. As the conflict threatens to engulf nearby galaxies, the High Outer-Space Council calls a special space-plenum to seek a solution to this ageless strife.

“Brothers and glyxlnorgs,” implores Councillor Barack Obavrxznssidgfl, “this senseless killing must end! I beseech you to recognize that H’uub and Playyr share much in common, and must work together for galactic peace and space-prosperity. With their 30-watt RMS power, SRS surround sound, and down-firing subwoofer, the H’uubs could bring a new era of rich, full space-sound to the 1GB MP3 Playyrs. Any other course is madness! You must unite, not divide! You must love, not hate! You must brqutt’zz, not iikkllkror!”

Councillor Obavrxznssidgfl’s words stirred the entire chamber to applause, except for the insubstantial gas-beings of Teqadgjlpiy. To the joy of both of their planets, the representatives of H’uub and Playyr joined in a peace treaty forever binding their planets together for mutual gain. At last, these warring societies agreed to set aside old hatreds and unite in pursuit of a common goal: conquering and enslaving the primitive inhabitants of an insignificant planet called Earth.

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