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On the surface of the planetoid Stuvwxyz-74, where the Super League of Heroes has foiled an alienborg plot to conquer Earth, today:
The Retributator: And THAT! And THAT!
The Green Bomb: I think you can stop pummeling now, ‘trib. That alienborg isn’t getting any destroyeder.
Sunboy: That’s not…
Moongirl: ...a real word!
General Freedom: These dastardly alienborgs don’t deserve real words. To think, they thought they could take over Earth by disguising their mind-control devices as Alienware HUB Docking Sound Systems. They even put little pictures of themselves on the casings, to weaken our natural revulsion toward extraterrestrials. And in humanity’s hunger for an affordable, great-sounding MP3 boombox, we welcomed their fiendish mind-controllers with open brains.
The Retributator: People are scared little sheep, yearning for a strong leader who’ll give them bottom-firing subwoofers and variable bass control. Give them all that and throw in a remote control, and they’ll make you dictator.
The Ogre: VRGRVGRLLLGGR!
Nightwitch: The blue-furred one speaks much wisdom, if one but knows how to hear.
The Green Bomb: Well, Endora, you ready to zap us back to Earth, or what?
Nightwitch: I…cannot. There is one among us who…does not belong. I command thee, intruder: reveal thyself!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) OH OK FINE YOU CAUGHT ME I’LL SHUT OFF MY INVISIBILITY
General Freedom: Astonishing!
The Retributator: Uncanny!
The Green Bomb: Incredible!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) WHO ARE YOU GUYS THE THESAURUS BRIGADE
General Freedom: The better question is, who are you? And what do you want?
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) I’M SLUGORXX THE ATOMIC SPACE-SLUG AND I WANT OFF THIS GODFORSAKEN SPACE ROCK
The Retributator: Why?
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) IT’S AN OK PLANETOID I’VE HAD SOME LAUGHS BUT A NITRATE-BASED ATMOSPHERE IS NO PLACE TO GROW OLD
The Ogre: AARRRKKKHKHKHKBRGRRR!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) I’M FEELING YOU DUDE SO CAN I CATCH A RIDE WITH YOU GUYS OR WHAT
Sunboy: Can we…
Moongirl: ...keep him?
Sunboy: Pleeeeee…
Moongirl: ...eeeeaaase?
The Green Bomb: Should we trust him?
Nightwitch: I sense no guile in the creature’s comments.
The Green Bomb: Might be nice to have a pet around Fort Justice. A mascot.
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) HEY WATCH THE MASCOT TALK I’M 4,000 YEARS OLD AND I CAN JUGGLE ASTEROIDS WITH MY MIND
The Retributator: Awww, he’s so cute when he gets mad!
The Ogre: BLLGRRFFFGGRRR!
General Freedom: Oh, Ogre, how could I say no to that? Nightwitch, a Return Home spell, please – and make room for one more.
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) AWESOME THANKS YOU GUYS ARE FROM THE RESORT PLANET FUNTOPIA RIGHT
Warranty: 90 Days Alienware
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