Don’t like my driving? STAY OUT OF THE SKIES

Before you buy your own Air Hogs Switchblade, see it in action! Watch what happened when our Real Actual Field Test team tried one out:
Actually, did we say “before you buy?” Make that “while you buy.” We now continue with your regularly scheduled product description.

I got this neighbor, see. And you know that thing they say about good fences? Well, a good fence would definitely make him a better neighbor, because then I wouldn’t have to look at his big stupid face all the time. He’s always getting after me for “encroaching” on his property. I’m like: “Look, dude. Sometimes a dog just has to do his business. Can I help it your rose bushes provide comfort, shade and privacy? You’re basically inviting him to crap there.”

But he’s a hard case about this stuff. If it isn’t my dog’s turds, it’s salt from my giant salt pile supposedly spreading onto his yard. Which, that’s high-quality salt. He should be thanking me. And if it isn’t that, it’s ash and debris from my Wednesday-night backyard fireworks spectaculars.

Finally, I decided—with all due respect to the Chicago area’s greatest hard rock band—Enuff Z’nuff. I had to teach this turkey the limits of his property rights. And the way to do that is to buzz his airspace.

See, he might own the land his house is on. But he don’t own the sky above it! So for weeks now, whenever I don’t have anything more pressing to do (which I don’t often), I’m swooping over his lawn with one of my Air Hogs Switch Blade morphing aircraft. Why? Oh, just to annoy him.

The Switch Blade is two flyers in one, see. I take off in hovering UFO mode, then transform and sail over the property line in plane mode, looping ‘round and ‘round his yard until the batteries die. Man, he gets so bent out of shape! It’s hilarious.

Today I saw he’s got a real estate agent’s sign out by the road, which I take to mean I’ve shown him for good who’s boss. That’s a good feeling.

I hope he doesn’t actually move, though. He’s probably like my closest friend. Lucky for me his place is going to be hard to sell, what with all the dog turds everywhere and salt damage to the lawn.

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