All hail the AeroBed! That’s the AeroBed Classic Raised Twin Airbed, flower of the Revolution, First Commandante of the Sleep Liberation Brigades, guiding light to the tired and sore, dearest friend of all those oppressed by low, flimsy air mattresses. Through its steadfast commitment and unwavering vision, the AeroBed Classic Raised Twin Airbed has elevated our people and their overnight guests to a position several feet off of the floor. Long may it wave!

Where once we tossed and turned, now we enjoy restful nights in puffy, two-level comfort. Where once our lowly heads were mere inches from our grimy, grubby floors, now we proudly sleep the sleep of purity and dignity. Where once we waited around forever for our air mattresses to fill up, now we fully inflate them in three minutes. All praise to the AeroBed Classic Raised Twin Airbed, a shining exemplar of correct revolutionary sleep theory in action. Sleepers of the world, unite – you have nothing to lose but your pains.

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