What Do You Think This Is, A Hotel?
We should've expected it when Thad called to tell us he was at the
airport. Could we put him up for a couple of days? He'd missed his
connecting flight to Peru, and there wasn't another one for 48 hours.
Out of a combination of naivete, timidity, and charity, we invited Thad
into our humble home - and there the nightmare began. The departure
time for the supposed flight to Peru came and went in a haze of "All
Your Base" jokes, Entertainment Tonight,
feta cheese eaten straight from the package, and the kind of flatulence
that is of great interest to researchers and pathologists. As of this
writing, he's just received his first piece of mail here.
Our
mistake? We bunked Thad on the AeroBed Classic Full Size Airbed, an
adjustable-firmness air mattress that's a million miles ahead of the standard flimsy airbed. Once Thad
spied the uninflated AeroBed in the basement, we weren't even able to
plead difficulty - the attached pump fully inflates the bed in under a minute. You may think the AeroBed Classic Full Size Airbed
looks great, with its incredible convenience and saistfying
sleepability, but take it from us: it's a mooch magnet. Now, if you'll
excuse us, we have to go clean some feta out of our bath towels.
Features
- Powerful external pump with 14' cord
- One Touch Comfort Control creates ideal firmness
- Puncture resistant heavy-guage, non-alergenic PVC Vinyl electronically welded at the seams for superior strength and durability
- Plush velvety surface
- Patented Quick Air Release Valve
- Inflates in under 1 minute and deflates in 15 seconds
- Inflates to a thickness of 8"
- Air Bed rolls up and stores compactly
- Free durable carry bag
- Fits standard full size sheets
- Backed by 1-year limited express warranty
- Dimensions: 74" L x 54" W x 8" H
Specs
AeroBed 01912 Classic Inflatable Airbed Mattress - Full SizeSpecs
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