The hour you’ve been waiting for is upon you. The streets are quiet and deserted. Your kids, spouse, neighbors, pets, and deep-rooted personal anxieties are all asleep. Time to climb into some headphones and rattle your brain with the kind of roaring musical bacchanalia that you just can’t enjoy when The Others are around. If only the damn headphone cable didn’t keep tripping you up. Sometimes you gotta move, dig? You gotta frug, you gotta pogo, you gotta cabbage patch. You gotta ditch those caveman headphones and get with the wireless age.

Hail the advent of the Advent ADVW791 wireless headphones. Operating on the 900MHz frequency, the transmitter sends audio signals to the headphones up to 150 ft. away, scoffing at any walls, floors, and ceilings that vainly try to stand in its way. Advent’s patented SRS tehcnology provides sound as rich and crisp as a fine crepe, while the velvet earpads and adjustable headband keep you listening in comfort all night long. Don’t fear the signal-loss reaper: PLL technology locks Rechargeable nickel-cadmium batteries are included, or you can opt for plain vanilla AAAs.

"But, but, Woot," you whine, "there are so many wireless headphones to choose from. How do I know how these compare? Huh? How?" Pull yourself together, man. It's embarrassing. See, straight feature comparisons don't tell you much - a lot of the wireless headphones out there are outdated bottom-dwellers. Compare pricing on this model and look for what reviews you can find. Some German mag rated the Thomson branded twin model a “good advice top price achievement”, for what that's worth. And hand to God, we can testify from our own experience that they do not suck.