For all those sports you play where you require a popped collar.

Maybe you work in a “business casual” environment. Maybe you have to seem somewhat professional in a really hot part of the country. Maybe you just like them better than t-shirts. Whatever your reason for wearing them, we’re not going to judge you for wearing po- uh, sport shirts. Yeah, sport shirts, that’s what they call them, right? Like how everyone asks for a “bathroom tissue” instead of a “Kleenex?”

The point is you’re a person of action who commands respect. You can’t just be wandering around in the world, collar-less, like some kind of savage. But you’re also not afraid to get your hands dirty, and rolling up your sleeves to jump into the work is a lot easier when you don’t have French cuffs or anything too fancy to worry about.

Or maybe you’ve got a funeral or a wedding coming up and you’re just completely at a loss, but you’re pretty sure the “I GO NUTS FOR BIG BUTTS” t-shirt you rock every other day of the week isn’t gonna cut it. Either way, nab yourself five sport shirts. If you wear them a lot, you’ve just padded your weekly rotation. If you never wear them at all, you’ve got yourself a lifetime supply, friend.

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