It’s All Good
Because of the nature of the meeting we’re going to dispense with the usual opening remarks about how nice everyone looks and how the weather outside is good for the long-term growth potential of flowers and move right to the issue at hand. For those who have not yet prepared by reading the briefing, thanks for allowing us this opportunity to explain the circumstances to the group.
The Optimist’s Society Elders have recently become aware of the Dane-Elec 8GB USB Flash Drive and Game. This 8 GB portable flash drive allows data to be moved freely from location to location. However, unlike other flash drives, the Dane-Elec 8GB USB Flash Drive and Game comes with an included game. And here’s where the prob… I mean, the opportunity, actually lies.
We all know that everyone in this room sees my glass as half full. We all know that everyone in this room understands they didn’t lose a penny, they saved ninety nine cents. Our eternal optimism is what makes us better than the rest of the world. And that’s why Dane-Elec 8GB USB Flash Drive and Game is threatening the very mindset we all hold so dear.
When Tom over there brought this to my attention, he said it was a USB Flash Drive that happened to include a copy of Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Lockdown. But not one hour later, Jimmy Witkiss called to tell me about how his new copy of Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory came with a free USB Flash Drive! And then, at lunch, Tina came into my office to tell me about the how her bundle of Blazing Angels and a USB Flash Drive meant that each would cost about half of what they’d usually cost. And that’s when I knew we had a problem.
No, don’t correct me, Mike, the time for foolish optimism is past! It’s time for realism! It’s time to say that when I’m holding a Dane-Elec 8GB USB Flash Drive w/Game, I don’t know what I’m paying for or which one I’m getting for free! That’s not some “chance for improvement” or whatever crap we usually say! That’s a problem! Without the superiority that comes from our forced sense that all will be right, how are we any different from those pessimists? Ooo, I hate them so much. They’re irredeemable. The only answer is to wipe them all out like the scourge that they are.
Wait, what are you all doing? An emergency vote? Well, that’s a fine idea. Maybe now we can decide our policy regarding these… wait, you’re voting on me? Removing me from the Chairmanship? Wait, everyone is… unanimous? I… I don’t know what to say. I… guess I should be happy for this chance to… spend more time playing the copy of Brothers In Arms: Road To Hill 30 that came with my Dane-Elec 8GB USB Flash Drive and Game. I guess maybe… can I at least finish my glass of water? Oh, that’s Optimist Society property. Okay. I’ll just wait outside. Gosh, the weather’s not that bad. At least the flowers will look nice next week. And maybe the way it is now… no one will notice my tears…
Features
Warranty: 5 Year Dane Elec
Features:
- 8GB Memory Capacity
- Preloaded with Ubisoft first person shooters, choose between Rainbow Six Lockdown, Brothers in Arms, Splinter Cell Chaos, or Blazing Angels
- Once the game is installed it no longer requires a game disc or flash drive to be inserted for copyright verification
- Perfect for storing & sharing important files, songs, photos and videos
- High speed USB drive, 2.0 & 1.1 compatible
- Drive Dimensions: 2 1/2” (L) 1” (H) X 1/2” (D)
- Two-piece design protects USB connection when not in use
- Metal ring to connect to key chain or lanyard
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In the box:
- Dane Elec 8GB USB Flash Drive with Ubisoft Game
Rainbow 6 and Brothers In Arms need to be ran under Windows XP Compatibility Mode and as an Administrator to operate properly under Vista
Specs
Dane-Elec 8GB USB Flash Drive w/ Ubisoft GameSpecs
Dane-Elec 8GB USB Flash Drive w/ Ubisoft GameSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.669s
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