'80s Bag

Style Level Bitchin'

Cool Factor Ice Cold

Quantity Limit 3 per customer

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Features

Burlap made from imported Honduran coca leaf bags
Leg warmers made from lusty Swedish cotton
Arms and legs toned through daily aerobic workouts, just like your favorite '80s supermodels
Your choice - Male arm and female legs or male legs and female arm (not pictured)

Specs

Just like you remember from the decade when the music was hot, the light beer was cold, and the fashion was a third temperature that stopped existing on January 1st 1990.
Bag will dance when exposed to any song with a drum machine
Bag must not be exposed to grunge, late-period house music, gangsta rap, or any midwestern ska-punk bands

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Just like you remember from the decade when the music was hot, the light beer was cold, and the fashion was a third temperature that stopped existing on January 1st 1990.

Bag will dance when exposed to any song with a drum machine

Bag must not be exposed to grunge, late-period house music, gangsta rap, or any midwestern ska-punk bands

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