I still don’t believe you’re a Muay Thai fighter.

Yeah, I know, you point out all your awesome “sparring matches” and “championship fights” from the photos on your Smartparts 7” Digital Picture Frame every chance you get. But you know what? You weigh like 122 pounds soaking wet. You have not a single defined muscle on your body. And most of these photos are of shirtless guys in jeans wrestling outside a bar.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

It just seems, well, less than regulation. More to the point, it seems like just a bunch of drunk guys roughhousing. And if you want to put photos of you and your frat bros punching each other below the belt, that’s fine, but call it what it is. Don’t pee on my head and tell me it’s raining, and don’t tell show me latent homoeroticism and tell me it’s Muay Thai.

Yeah, no, the picture frame is nice. It’s nice that it plays music and videos, too, and if you had a photo of anything interesting on there I would appreciate that it has auto-resizing to store more photos. But look, the only thing embarrassing about your hobbies is that you’re embarrassed by them. Own it, Mike.

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