Sleep Like An Egyptian
Look, I know this is tough. But the Pharaoh was very specific about his last wishes: he wanted to sleep forever in his very favorite sheet set.
And really, can you blame him? I mean, feel these things. That smooth sateen sheen, that 500-thread-count luxury: I can think of a lot worse things to be wrapped up in for all eternity. The Pharaoh had taste, you gotta give him that.
So let's just get through this, OK? For him? For the Pharaoh? Here, you take a shift tearing the sheets up into strips and I'll do the plastering-on for a while.
Well, yeah, of course it's weird that the Pharaoh wanted to be mummified. But, I mean, we're talking about a guy from Wichita who called himself "the Pharaoh". Weird was just part of the package. Boy, I'm gonna miss this guy.
Features
- Sleep in ultra-comfort with this 100% Egyptian cotton wrinkle-free sateen sheet set
- 500 thread count single ply yarns
- Fitted sheets have 15" deep fitted corners
- Machine wash
- Made in India
4-Piece Sheet Set includes:
- (1) Flat Sheet
- (1) Fitted Sheet
- (2) Pillowcases (Queen receives standard size, King receives king size)
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications | |
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Queen Sheet Set: |
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King Sheet Set: |
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Fabric: | 100% Egyptian Cotton |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | India |
In the Box:
- (1) 500TC Wrinkle-Free Egyptian Cotton Sateen Sheets (choose size and color)
Specs
Specifications | |
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Queen Sheet Set: |
|
King Sheet Set: |
|
Fabric: | 100% Egyptian Cotton |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | India |
In the Box:
- (1) 500TC Wrinkle-Free Egyptian Cotton Sateen Sheets (choose size and color)
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