Are you the kind of person who takes health tips from the internet? Not that bright, are you? Well, that’s good for us, because it means we might get rid of some of these 3M Nexcare Health Preparedness Kits.

Ideal for work or school or that van always parked near the local community college, the 3M Nexcare Health Preparedness Kit is a handy plastic container full of earloop masks, latex, powder-free vinyl gloves, hand sanitizing resealable alcohol wipes, single use thermometers and a 2.4 fluid ounce container of hand sanitizing gel.

You’ll have 99.99% less germs and bacteria, except for those that have evolved to be resistant to all drugs. But that’s for our kids to worry about, right? Just like Social Security or the water shortages. Who cares about tomorrow? It may never even happen!

The 3M Nexcare Health Preparedness Kit will make sure your little part of the world is clean and healthy. Unless you really get sick, then you have to go to a doctor. Gee, that cough sounds kinda bad. It might be lupus. You think it’s lupus?

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