I’m telling you we’re on to something huge. Someone on the inside is sending us a message.

Look at the manual for your GM TDC-32 3 in 1 Digital Camera with Keychain. Right there. C’mon, you don’t see it? READ it, man: “Coverage under this Limited Warranty is limited to the United States of America, including the District of Columbia.” What do you mean, what’s the big deal? HERE’S the big deal, man. Check out what’s NOT covered under the warranty: “LOSS OR DAMAGE CAUSED BY WAR, INVASION OR ACT OF FOREIGN ENEMY, HOSTILITIES, CIVIL WAR, REBELLION, RIOT, STRIKE, LABOR DISTURBANCE, LOCKOUT, OR CIVIL COMMOTION.” Don’t you get it, man? If your warranty doesn’t extend past the shores of this great nation, why would they need to eliminate war from the warranty coverage? I’ll TELL you why: because the New World Order is getting ready to make their move!

Think about it! If nothing were going to happen then these guys could easily warranty your camera, my camera, and everyone else’s camera against war because there hasn’t been a war fought in this country for 150 years – I mean publicly, of course – and the warranty’s only good INSIDE the country but now you say to yourself, “Gee, why wouldn’t they accept my return if this thing got hit by a tank shell,” and all of a sudden you see they CAN’T warranty it against war because they know the class war is coming and they’d lose their butts if they have to refund everyone’s war-damaged cameras! The writing’s on the wall, man, why can’t you see this? The New World Order is done silently influencing politics and policy in this country and they’re ready to start shaking the beehive, man. And it ain’t gonna be pretty.

Do you think I bought this camera for the KEYCHAIN, man? It’s got like 8 Mb of memory, what the hell am I gonna do with that? The thing can’t even hang on to your photos when the batteries die, it just deletes everything like some CIA spook on a redaction bender. No man, I got this thing for the manual. Between the lines, man, between the lines. I’m telling you this is bad. Me and J.R. are packing up for Montana. Stay out of the major cities for a few months, man. Don’t worry about contacting me; I’ll write you when I can. Fight the power!

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