It’s the gift certificate to a music store, it’s the check from your grandmother, it’s the free french fries coupon from a young classmate. And you know what? It’s a perfectly acceptable thing.

Giving this Woot Exclusive 12 Bottle Cubby Wine Rack as a gift says “Hey, there’s no way my palate will ever be as sophisticated as yours so I didn’t even consider a bottle.” It says “I wanted to give you a nice way to keep the wine you personally chose in a small, neat space.” It even says “I know you’ve probably had too much wine to want to bother with tools so here’s a sort of hypnotic video that proves you can assemble the whole thing with just your bare hands.” And what other gift can say all that? Especially with hypertext?

The 12 Bottle Cubby Wine Rack can be positioned vertically or horizontally and accommodates standard wine bottles. For a rackless wine lover, it’s exactly what they need. They’ll be so impressed. Why, they might even decide to open a bottle for you right away! Just please please please don’t try to figure out which wine goes with free fries. That way lies madness.