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HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM RAIN

by John Osebold

The rain. It gives crops much needed moisture. It does something good for the aquifer or something. Other than that, it's a big jerk. So find out HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM RAIN​.

1. don't go outside

2. 

3. hey wait where are you going

4. oh yeah I guess we need food

5. but man look at that rain

6. are you sure there's NOTHING in the house

7. check the garbage

8. how can we have nothing in the garbage

9. hmm

10. ok use the garbage bag

11. well you have to use the garbage bag

12. because I accidentally destroyed the umbrella trying to see if fire would—listen the point is we don't have an umbrella

13. ok good luck

14.

15. hey you're back, that was fast

16. YAY YOU FOUND DOG FOOD IN THE GARAGE

17. nomnomnom

​18. haha suck it, rain

19. what was that sound

20. oh crap, lightning ripped a hole in the roof

21.

22. can I have some of that garbage bag