How many times have you been halfway up a ladder when you get so hungry that you have to descend the aforementioned ladder to grab some food before you destroy everything in sight via some very sharp… wait is this a real thing?

Features
- Perfect for your next DIY project
- Comes with free 2 liter bottle of Pepsi
- Available in pepperoni or stainless steel
Specs
WARNING: Eating from the top three rungs could result in falling or choking or possibly even armageddon. The DerFloob Pizza Ladder is not OSHA compliant. There were a few recalls but it's totally okay now.
Specs
WARNING: Eating from the top three rungs could result in falling or choking or possibly even armageddon. The DerFloob Pizza Ladder is not OSHA compliant. There were a few recalls but it's totally okay now.