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Look, man, I know things must be pretty rough for you right now. I mean, obviously, what with you being on this window ledge and all. And I’m not gonna claim to know what happened to get you out here. Maybe your wife ran off with to Iowa with your step-mom. Maybe your buddies turned their backs on you when they found out about your pie fetish. Maybe you had a Clamato when you should’ve had a V8. I don’t know, man. They don’t tell us these things when we’re sent out to keep you looney birds from trying to fly, you know what I’m sayin’? But what I CAN tell you is that everyone in the world has rough patches in their lives, and you launching yourself off this precipice is not going to solve those problems, Jimmy. Tony. What was your name again? Look, it doesn’t matter. The main thing to remember here is jumping equals bad, alright?
I mean, there’s so much to live for. Donuts, for instance. Man, I love a good chocolate-frosted cruller, don’t you? You ain’t gonna find any of those down there on the pavement, friend. You might catch yourself a mouthful of pigeon on the way down, but that’s about it.
What about the Philips 1080p Upconverting DVD Player w/DivX & HDMI? Those are pretty great, aren’t they? Just thinking about its Progressive Scan component video for optimized image quality and DivX Ultra Certification for enhanced playback of DivX videos makes me glad to live in the world, Barry. Jerry. Whatever. I’m telling you, if 12-bit/108MHz video processing for sharp, natural images and the freedom to playback all types of media on one device doesn’t make you realize what a great thing life is, I don’t know what to do with you. You’re just wasting my time at this point.
What’s that supposed to mean? You don’t think I’m good at this? I’ll have you know I talked down a guy with worse problems than you just yesterday, buddy, making me 3 for 15 on the week. Some ball players don’t have that kind of average. Now, come on. Stop you’re belly-achin’ and let’s go share some bearclaws, huh?
Philips DVP3982/F7B DVD Player
Rear Ports
Power and Disc Tray Eject Buttons
Play/Pause and Stop Buttons
Remote Control
Warranty: 90 Day Philips
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