Today's list of things that have been discovered to contain some percentage of horsemeat.
- IKEA meatballs
- Joe Biden
- Identity Thief
- Woot-opoly
- Unfunded credit derivatives
- Memory Foam
- Van Halen (Sammy Hagar version)
- Illicit buttock implants in the Tampa, Florida area
- Thomas Aquinas's conception of eternal law
- The Toyota Prius
- The Duane Reade at the corner of 6th Ave. and 23rd St.
- Horses