Are you following all the Monkey Games 2012 action? Of course you are! Are you wondering how you can make your mark on the greatest sporting festival in our entire office park? Darn right you are! Do you want your own cheap plastic inflatable torch? We have no idea.
But if so, that torch is just a torch away! A torch you make, you mean. For that second one in the first sentence of this paragraph. What we're trying to say is:
Make a Monkey Games torch. Post it in the discussion thread below. Our favorite will win an inflatable torch.
Don't be intimidated by the examples in these photos. These torches were made by highly trained Woot professionals avoiding the jobs they were highly trained to do. We don't expect a lowly civilian like you to meet this impossibly high standard. Just post a photo of yours below and we promise we'll try really hard not to think less of you for it, no matter how lousy it is. Because that's the Monkey Games spirit.
