Hey the Oscar nominations have been announced. Whee. Ugh. HOW TO GET AN OSCAR NOM.
1. first you need to work on a movie
2. well you better start working on one then
3. we'll wait
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6. oh hi you're back already
7. so what did you do
8. how did you have time to write, produce, direct, star in, and score your own movie
9. well never mind, let's see it
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11. wow that was terrible
12. I don't think we can get you a nomination
13. I know that's the topic but your movie is terrible
14. ok wait here
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16. alright this is my new friend Oscar
17. he nominates you as the worst movie of all time
18. congrats you got your Oscar nom
19. ok you can go now Oscar