All of us have delusions of being a writer. Especially writers. HOW TO BECOME A WRITER.
1. first we need some ideas
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3. hey it's ok, even not having ideas is an idea
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5. never mind, that's a terrible idea
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7. this must be Writer's Block hahaha
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9. uh...hahaha?
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11. ok I think we've worked hard enough - pudding cup break!
[hours later]
12. oh man, this thing didn't write itself